What A Useless Almighty Being You Are

Status(Stats,Character,Pets,Party/Servant)

Inventory(500 Slots can stack the same item indefinitely)

Stronghold(Square Kilometer,Life Count)

Quest(Main,Side,Character,World,Special Event)

Store(Items[Combined Weapon,Armor and Miscellaneous],Skills,Pet,Stronghold)

Lottery(Items[Combined Weapon,Armor and Miscellaneous],Skills,Pet,Stronghold)

SystemPoints: 1,500,000 points(Combined All)

(Remark: You can loot monster materials now)

"WHAT THE F.U.C.K YOU USELESS GOD! WHY DID YOU NERFED IT, I SWEAR FOR ETERNITY I WILL PUNCH THAT ANNOYING FACE OF HIS"

"Ting* Owner please calm down, there are perks too. You can now loot monster materials, the stronghold costs is lowered a bit, lottery has a certain chance to get free roll and you can store living being in your inventory"

I was shocked because system talked to me "God gave you a personality? Wow that cheap god did this? I can't believe it. The upgrades is reasonable enough. So system is that it?"-Keith

"I do not know what you mean, you can explore the system by yourself, blush* please be gentle..."

I was caught off guard 'what that fuk is that suppose to mean?'

seemingly it can see my thoughts "Owner its a dirty joke, god gave this personality because it suits you god said"

'The useless god didn't disappoint me, he made a useless thing again'

After thinking that i open the Status bar

'Status'

Health: S

Energy: S

Strength: S

Stamina: S

Agility: S

Dexterity: S

Intelligence: S

Wisdom: S

(Remark: Status is affected by your character. God said that 'i can't numerate your status because there are many uncertainties in this world'. You may have all status S however you are only Mortal Rank)

Skills: N/A

Title: The Iron-blooded, Hot-blooded and Cold-Blooded Vampire

I'm confused once again "What the hell is Mortal Rank? And why i don't have any Skills?"

"There are currently 10 Ranks available for evolution, each Rank have 10 stages, you are only at Rank 0. Kiss-Shots abilities is not considered skills, her abilities are in the Character Status."-System

The ability make sense however i am still confused about the ranking "Ohhh so that's how it is. I thought there are 10 Ranks why am i on Rank 0?"

"Because if you rank the mortal rank then its only rank 0, you have S Intelligence and you can't even answer your own question, i pity your chosen character"-System with a condescending tone

I am slightly triggered 'Tch this system sure knows how to talk, i cant revoke it because what it said is true'

I ignored it then open the pet status however there's nothing here "System how do you tame a captured monster and beasts?"-Keith

"Why do you want to capture a monster? You wont be able to because they will self destruct rather than follow a useless human and as for beasts you have a low only chance because they are intelligent. That is why the Pet Store is crucial to you. You should be thankful to our Creator"-System

I pointed to my three pets and said with a smug face "You can see that three beasts there right? I captured them inside that largest dungeon except for the kitten, i picked it up while catching pokemons"

I feel like system has a shocked face "This is impossible! How can you capture a beast inside a dungeon and they are even Rank 1, and that cat i can slightly feel a divinity, is that a Gods Child!? I need to tell the Creator quickly"

"Can you postpone it a bit? i have many more question"-Keith

"Ok, what is your questions?"-System

"I already told you the first one, you have a computerized mind how can you not know what i asked"-Keith with a satisfied smile caused by a satisfactory revenge

"Tch, you can just feed them a drop of your blood"-System with an annoyed tone

'I'll try it later i need to explore the system first, i already know what the party and character' thinking that i opened the Shop and click Stronghold

Stronghold: You can bind a certain closed space (house, mansion, building etc) to become your secure stronghold.Your stronghold will become a pocket world while looking normal outside. The first binding is free.

'The first is free? that means i can bind many Stronghold? Hmmm 1,000,000 SP for 1 square kilometer? I need to find and buy a house or a mansion first' after i finished looking at Stronghold i clicked the quest next, i only have one World Quest and i think it will be a long time before i finish it

'World Quest'

[Mysterious Earth]

Find out the mystery of Earth that even God doesn't know

Reward: Unknown

Time Required: Unknown

I have a Character and Side Quest too

'Side Quest'

Future Investment:

Find and bind a stronghold

Reward: One Stronghold upgrade ticket

Time Required: None

'Character Quest'

Character Upgrade:

Upgrade your Character to Rank 1

Reward: Two free weapon upgrade ticket(Rank 1)

Time Required: None

"System what is a Stronghold Upgrade Ticket?"-Keith asked

"You can upgrade the System tabs up to +100 however you can only get the corresponding Upgrade ticket on a quest, every upgrade there will be a upgrade perks"-System

"If i upgrade the Stronghold what perk will i get?"-Keith

"You can bind it to yourself. You, Your Pets and Servants can teleport instantly inside the nearest stronghold"-System

'Hmmmm then i urgently need to find a place to bind my stronghold'-Keith thought absentmindedly

And then i suddenly remembered "System is there something in the store that can fix our flaws?"

System search for a minute then said "There is, however it wont work on you, it will be only effective to lower class beings like your servant, search for a Flaw Fixing Bloodline Potion(FFBP) in the shop. If you want to fix your flaw you can only upgrade your character into a ranked being, i don't know which rank it will be for you though"

'At least i can give Sister Theresa FFBP so that she won't suffer like me' i thought then suddenly something clicked to my mind then remembered the time i s.u.c.k.e.d her blood, my golden eyes suddenly became blood-red 'Fufufufu i will not suffer even if i dont fix my flaws, i'll just suck her blood on that precious gem like neck of hers, hehehe at the same time i can fondle her b.r.e.a.s.ts it's a two bird with one stone'

"Ahem! The maximum FFBP a person can drink is limited to 10 only, if more then something irreversible might happen"-System

I was awoken to my daydreaming with a loud ahem sound

I opened the store then bought 10 FFBP costing 10,000 SP each then wake up Sister Theresa

"Sister Theresa wake up i have the cure now!"-Keith

With a sleepy tone Sister Theresa said "Five more minutes"

When i saw her posture i gulped hard because half of her left right b.r.e.a.s.t is showing "If you don't wake up i will fondle your b.r.e.a.s.ts...." i said with a low voice fearing that Sister Theresa will wake up

I kneel besides her then slowly reach towards her right b.r.e.a.s.t while gulping. when my hand reach it's destination, i feel accomplished then slowly fondle her b.r.e.a.s.t with a satisfied face.

Suddenly "What are you doing?"-Sister Theresa said, i was completely frozen in place however my hand still squeezing the soft pudding like while b.r.e.a.s.t.

"no.. no.... nothing" i said while averting my eyes

"Then why are you still fondling my b.r.e.a.s.ts?"-Sister Theresa said with a red face however she didn't pull it out

"Because it's so soft"-Keith with a reluctant face don't want to remove his hand however he needs to give her the potions

Keith pinched her n.i.p.p.l.e hard then pull his hand out

"ahhhh....." with a red face Sister Theresa Look at Keith

"Sister Theresa i have the cure now to your flaws!!" then i lined up the 10 bottles to avert the topic

Sister Theresa is so happy that without a second thought drank all 10 withing a minute. i didn't stop her because the system didn't say anything.

Suddenly a bright red light exploded out on her body and she started to float, the bright red light wrapped around her like a cocoon.

I was panicking because i thought something happened to Sister Theresa i asked the system "System is this suppose to happen!!"

"Congratulation Owner, your Low Class Servant leaped grade directly to Supreme Class Vampire or you can call her now the Vampire Queen!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"-Keith