WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

Ray saw his favourite hero in the Marvel universe Star Lord aka Peter Quill. Ray's mouth opened wide in happiness. Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ray thought he would never have experienced this if this was the real world where he was born once.

"Who are they ?", Peter Quill the Star Lord asked as he looked at Ray and his three bodyguards.

"Ah ! They are guest of mine. They wanted to see the thing that you brought me.", Taneleer Tivan the Collector said with a smile.

(Peter Quill aka Star Lord's point of view)

Oh the older woman next to the two guys is no great beauty. But the young blonde haired blue eyed girl next to them is a real beauty. Pity she's so young, she hasn't even grown b.r.e.a.s.t yet. But when she grows up, wow, what a beauty ! That's right smile to her, let her know we are friends and I have nothing s.e.x.u.a.l in mind. Later when she grows up that would be a different story, definitely eating her up then. When she grows up I am definitely sleeping with her !

(Ray's point of view)

Oh ! My favourite Marvel super hero, Star Lord aka Peter Quill is here. He is giving me a friendly smile, seems like he is trying to be my friend ! Oh ! I love Star Lord ! That's the hero I like, not like the other stiff as a board heroes in Marvel ! And Star Lord aka Peter Quill is such a gentlemen, no perverted or dirty thoughts or thoughts of s.e.x. Yep ! That's my hero ! I smile back at Star Lord aka Peter Quill and he acknowledges me by nodding his head ! What a great decent hero !

Things then started happening just like in the movie Guardians of the Galaxy, the Collector Taneleer Tivan opened up the metal globe to show the infinity stone to the Guardians of the Galaxy and Ray. When that happened, a light shot out of the power stone and entered Ray. Ray lost consciousness and disappeared together with his three bodyguards from Taneleer Tivan the Collector's home.

"What happened ?", Peter Quill aka Star Lord asked as he saw the Collector's guests disappear.

"I don't know. That is the first time I saw energy from the infinity stone attach themselves to someone.", Taneleer Tivan the Collector said with a puzzled face.

"You must know something ?", Gamora asked curiously.

"I know that a spell activated to send them to safety the moment my guests lost consciousness. But for the energy of the infinity stone to seek out someone. It's the first time I have ever seen it in long long millennial that I have been alive. I don't know what is going on ?", Taneleer Tivan the Collector said with a confused tone.

Carina the slave girl of the Collector then followed the movie Guardians of the Galaxy's plot and grabbed the power stone to cause a huge explosion in the Collector's home.

An hour later in New York, Ray woke up from his bed. The three bodyguards, Butch, Oswald and Clara were all sitting on his bed.

"What happened ?!", Ray asked in confusion with a girlish voice.

"You lost consciousness when the infinity stone appeared. Some sort of energy appeared and attached itself towards you. Are you okay ?", Clara said worriedly.

"Oh ! I am fine Clara. And thank you. How long has it been since I lost consciousness ?", Ray asked seriously.

"It's been an hour boss.", Butch said with a smile.

"Ah ! Seems like we will have to go to the Nova home world now.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

Meanwhile somewhere in Kamar Taj, Dr. Strange had just come back from his tour of the multiverse. Dr. Strange had been searching for news of Shuma Gorath, the many angled ones or the Ancient Ones, Chuthulu and the Elder Gods. While Dr. Strange was searching for them, he was also holidaying around the multiverse.

"So, what did you find Dr. Strange ?", the Ancient One asked as he saw Dr. Strange.

"Chill man ! Wow ! Do you know how many interesting things there are to see in the multiverse. Here I bought some souvenirs.", Dr. Strange said happily in a hippy sort of way.

"Sigh. Did you find anything yet ?", the Ancient One asked again in a somber tone.

"No. But there is a place that you should go and chill man.", Dr. Strange said in a hippy way with a happy tone.

Sigh. The Ancient One thought he preferred the depressed and suicidal Dr. Strange to the cheery happy Dr. Strange. She wondered if she should give him some bad news to change him back into the depressed suicidal Dr. Strange. The Ancient One clearly did not like the current cheery Dr. Strange.

Cut to Avengers headquarters New York. The new bankrupt Prince TChalla the Black Panther was enjoying his life as he was relaxing in Avengers headquarters. Then Tony Stark Iron Man walked into his room.

"You know I am going to deduct your Avengers salary to pay back the US$ 50 Million you borrowed from me !", Tony Stark Iron Man said in a stern tone.

"You can't Mr. Big Shot. You do know that my salary has to go through bankruptcy court where the trustee will allocate all of it back to me. After all I was a trillionaire prince of Wakanda. I spent billions a month on my lifestyle. So the court has already agreed I need 20% of my previous income to continue living a manageable life for me. That means I am allowed to earn up to US$ 200 Million a month without having it deducted from my income to pay back my debt. Ha. Ha. Ha.", Prince TChalla the Black Panther in casual short pants said happily.

"You... money grubbing leech ! Give me back my money ! I will fire you !", Tony Stark Iron Man said angrily.

"On what grounds ? My lawyer said this would happen.", Prince TChalla the Black Panther said as he showed that he had recorded his conversation with Tony Stark with his hand phone.

"Give me that !", Tony Stark Iron Man shouted out in exasperation as he lunged for the hand phone in Prince TChalla's hand. Tony Stark wanted to get the recording or the evidence that he had tried to fire Prince TChalla for borrowing US$ 50 Million from him.

"No. No. Can't have that happening. We are going to be good friends now. Right boss.", Prince TChalla said nonchalantly as he smirked.

".....", Tony Stark Iron Man said with an extremely ugly angry face.

Tony Stark Iron Man had failed to get the recording from Prince TChalla the Black Panther's hand.