WTF I Am In The Marvel Universe!

After waking up from his sleep, Ray created a portal to the Nova Corp home world. Ray brought his three bodyguards with him. As they appeared on the Nova Corp home world, the citizens of the Nova Corp home world were shocked. Once arriving there they saw Peter Quill Star Lord, Gamora the most dangerous woman in the Galaxy, Drax the Destroyer, Groot and Rocket Racoon there. The Guardians of the Galaxy were with the leader of Nova Corp, Irani Rael, she was known as Nova Prime. Ray had opened a portal to the central command of Nova Corp. Ray approached them with his three bodyguards to find out more information.

"We come in peace !", Ray said in a girlish voice.

"Who are you ? What are you doing here ?", Nova Prime asked with a tense tone.

"We come from Earth. We are here to help.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

"You are from Earth ?! Nova Prime, I believe these people can help.", Peter Quill Star Lord said with a happy tone.

"Wow ! You have big muscles.", Butch said he felt up Drax the Destroyer's body.

"Of course. We have worked hard on our body. Unlike the fat pig next to me. My name is Drax.", Drax the Destroyer said as he looked at the Nova Corp Soldier that was slightly out of shape. The Nova Corp soldier looked at Drax and his face went red, he was extremely ashamed for being out of shape.

"You are so right Drax. My name is Butch. I like your muscles, Drax.", Butch said with a smile as he shook Drax the Destroyer's hand.

While that was happening, Ray was saying he might be able to sabotage Yon Rogg's space ship from within. In this version of Guardians of the Galaxy, Yon Rogg has attached the power stone to one of his gloves. Yon Rogg was using the power stone to power up his gloves to make them even more destructive. Once Yon a Rogg finishes off the Nova home world, he was going after Ronan the Accuser.

"Gamora, do you have a private communication line to your sister Nebula ?", Ray asked in a girlish voice with a smirk.

"Yes I do have a private communication line to my sister Nebula. Why ?", Gamora asked in confusion.

"Just contact her and you will see.", Ray said in a girlish voice with another smirk.

Gamora proceeded to contact Nebula through her private communication line.

"Who is this ?! Is it you Gamora !", Nebula shouted out from Gamora's communication device.

"No. It's an acquaintance of your sister. My name is Ray.", Ray said in a girlish voice with a smile.

"What do you want ?!", Nebula said aggressively.

"I would like to hire your services.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

"Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! You can't afford me. Ronan is paying me 500,000 units to help him. And Yon Rogg just promised me 1 Million units to betray Ronan the Accuser. How much can you pay me ?!", Nebula said in a sarcastic tone.

"How about 5 Billion units to betray everyone and work for me ?", Ray said in a girlish voice with a smile.

"Hello boss. I am sorry I was rude a while ago. What do you need me to do ?", Nebula said a sweet voice.

Ray had a smile plastered across his face. Irani Rael, the Nova Corp, even the Guardians of the Galaxy had shocked looks all across their faces.

"When this is over. Can you hire us as well ?", Peter Quill Star Lord said in a pleading tone.

"For 5 Billion units you can buy up a few planets. Heck even Nova home world would work for you for that kind of money.", Nova Prime said with a smile.

Clara looked around and was seeing some of the Nova Corp females looking at Ray. She didn't like it. Clara just huffed as she thought those females are all gold diggers, they were going after her Ray.

Meanwhile Butch had started to sweet talk the straight lace Drax the Destroyer.

"Oh ! So that's how you build your muscles.", Butch said while pretending to be in awe.

"Yes. That's my daily routine.", Drax the Destroyer said proudly.

"Would you like to try the manliest man contest ?", Butch asked Drax as his saliva fell down.

"Of course after this crisis is over, I would like to compete in this thing that you call the manliest man contest after all I am the manliest man !", Drax the Destroyer said proudly.

"Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Of course.", Butch said happily while trying to wipe the drool falling from his mouth.

Meanwhile back to Ray and the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

"Nebula for that 5 Billion units, I would like you to betray Yon Rogg and sabotage his ship the Dark Aster.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

"Of course boss. That should not be a problem. If you want, I am sure for what you are paying me, the rest of Yon Rogg's crew would betray him as well.", Nebula said respectfully.

"Well, if you could arrange that and allow us passage into the Dark Aster to confront Yon Rogg, that 5 Billion units is yours.", Ray said in a devious girlish voice.

"I will get on it boss. And when everything is completed I will inform you through this communication network.", Nebula said respectfully as the communication was cut.

"Ahem. We are also available for hire.",Gamora said sweetly.

"And we cost less money.", Rocket Racoon added.

"Yes, much less.", Peter Quill Star Lord said pleadingly.

"Very well 1 Billion units for the head of Yon Rogg.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

"Can I join them to hunt for Yon Rogg as well ?", Irani Rael Nova Prime asked in a sweet voice.

Everyone in the room looked at Ray and started asking if they could go together with the Guardians of the Galaxy to hunt for Yon Rogg.

"Oh ! I forgot to tell Nebula about the 1 Billion units bounty on Yon Rogg's head.", Ray said in a girlish voice.

"Shit ! If you tell Nebula that, Yon Rogg would be dead before we even have a chance to board that ship !", Gamora blurted out.

To be continued...