My New Isekai!

I mustered up my voice and said to Zim, "What the hell did you make me do, you little black gooey freak?!"

Zim's face looked absolutely appalled. "What the hell did you call me?!"

"I called you a little black gooey freak!"

Zim smiled, "That's what I thought. Here, let's tighten it up a notch, ey?"

Suddenly, another horn came from my head. People around me were looking as if I was doing some kind of dark magic. (Which, it wasn't that off…)

I fell to my knees, grasping at the horns, trying to rip them off with all of my might. It hurt more and more. Then, something came into my aching mind.

"...G-God's Blessing…" I said, holding my hand up to the right horn, blasting it off with a quick laser.

"What the hell are you doing, Haru?!" Zim cried out.

"I am not going to let this hap—"

I fell flat on my face, blood squirted from the top of my head. It was numb at first, but now, it just hurt with unbelievable pain.

"Haru… I was doing this to help you… Whatever… sleep." Zim said putting his hand up to my head, then casting a spell (or something) to knock me out. Making the remaining horn go back into my body.

I woke up in a bed. "What the Hell just happened?!" I yelled out with a gaze of animosity at Zim in general. "It's always Zim's fault! Day, after day, after day, after day. He gets me in some kind of trouble! What is it now? Devil horns?! Wow! Yippee! So wonderful!"

"Are you okay, Haru?" Kura said with a look of worry.

I put my hand on my head, directly where the horn was. The horn was gone, and the injury was supposedly healed from my stupid transformation.

"Yes, I'm fine." I said, getting up from a lying position to a sitting one. "It's just, Zim over here is being oh so rude to me , and making me do stuff for his own amus.e.m.e.nt!"

"Uh… okay…?"

"It's fine if you don't get it, Kura. I'm just a tad bit pissed at that little freak for making me its play toy." I said unleashing my arms up in the air.

Zim came out of my body, without my consent, and said, "Shut up, Haru, I'm trying to sleep."

I grabbed whatever I could from Zim's stupid looking human body. "Listen here, you little douchebag, I'm done putting up with your stupid crap! How about, y'know, actually give me skills that won't cause me a catastrophic amount of pain?!"

"Haru, I think that's enough…!" Kura interrupted as she got in the way of me yelling at Zim.

"Yeah, Haru, all I was doing was trying to test an ability out on you."

I looked over at Zim. "Okay, Zim, I can do something that you and I will both not like, wanna do it?"

"And that thing is?" Zim said with a look of c.o.c.kiness.

I pulled out my dagger, and said, "This dagger, my neck, I die, you get pulled back into that room until the next person picks you–"

Kura cut me off by grabbing the dagger from my hand, "Where in the name of Eris did you get this?!"

"My side pocket." I said pointing under the sheets I was under.

Kura blushed and looked away, me personally, said, "Look here, I might like you, but don't act like a tsundere… 'kay?"

"Who the Hell are you calling a tsundere?!?!" Kura said with a fist up in the air, getting ready to punch me.

"I just woke up, please, don't knock me out again…!"

Kura lowered her fist, and I quickly yelled aloud, "Zim, stop time!"

Zim hesitantly followed my command, and I ran away from where Kura was. Time continued moving, but I was outside of where Kura could even imagine to find me, the graveyard. (I just set off a flag, didn't I?)

I, once again, grabbed Zim (or what I could grab of him) and began yelling again. "Are you mad, mate?! Why the heck did you make me say that, knowing I was going to get pissy later?"

"I, uh, wanted fun." Zim said with a hesitant, and awkward smile.

I put my hand on Zim's human shoulder. "Drain Touch."

"Hmm… I don't think your plan went along correctly." Zim said, having his c.o.c.ky look back.

"Done with cliches! Now time for the real deal: tell me everything you're hiding from me, Zim."

"I'm hiding from you?" Zim said with his finger up to his chin.

"Yes. Everything you've kept away from me; and by the way, I mean skills, not your past. Tell me that some other time."

"Okay…" Zim said, thinking. "I guess, Devil's Advocate, Spring Angel—"

"Wait, what did you just say? Spring Angel?"

"Yeah. It lets you travel in the air with spring-like wings." Zim said, not knowing what I was thinking at all.

I jumped up in the air, "That means I can fly, right?"

"Yeah. But, you're going to learn how to use it."

"How do I, sensei?!" I bowed to Zim, having both my hands and knees on the ground, almost like I was begging for forgiveness.

"Fine… but, it's super hard to learn. Trust me… I had to learn it…"

"I'm okay with that!!" I said, still begging on my hands and knees.

"Tomorrow, lets train." Zim said with a faint smile.

"Thank you, Master-sensei," I yelled out.

"No prob-"

"Haru, Zim!" Kura yelled from behind us.

""Hey, Kura."" Zim and I said as we looked in different directions of Kura.

"Don't, 'hey, Kura' me. Come on." Kura said, basically dragging us back into Kazuma's mansion.

I noticed something, though, once I entered the doors. I saw the blonde lady from before (Lalatina), and a blue haired lady? Wait, she looks familiar.

I put my hand on my chin, and after a good minute of staring, yelled out, "Is that Aqua?!"

Everybody looked over at me, and Kazuma walked up to me and put his hand on my shoulder. "Listen, Haru, this c.u.n.t right here decided to come back for a visit. Even though she went back to Heaven!!"

"Kazuma! Don't make me look like the bad guy in front of one of my followers." Aqua said looking over to me. "You are a follower of the water Goddess Aqua, right?"

"Nah." I said immediately. "I don't like you that much."

Aqua's face scrunched up. "Kazuma, forget what I said just now."

Kazuma pointed his finger at Aqua, "Listen here, you useless Goddess. You didn't do much during the fight against the Demon King. Oh, lookie here! Looks like you still have party magic? Did you use some in Heaven? Were the other angels surprised.

Aqua grabbed Kazuma by the collar, "Shut up before I use God's Blow on you."

"Use it, and I throw you into a dungeon again."

Aqua looked as if she had a terrible flashback, and fell to the floor on her knees. "Please… don't…!" she cried aloud.

I stood there, and looked with pure confusion at Kazuma and Aqua's conversation.

"Don't mind us, Haru, but, I've come to talk with you." Aqua said in the midst of my confusion. "Is it okay if we talk here?"

"Yeah?" I said with the same confused look on my face.