The Cutest Omniversal Shopkeeper.

When the clones came back with the spoils of bleach world I requested. I now could use Yhwach future manipulation ability, but unfortunately it isn't as powerful as his was. This was due to him being a soul, and as a soul your mental strain is reduced immensely. This is because your soul, can do calculations that your brain would take eons to do. Even if you had the ability to command your soul to do the calculations and tell you the answer. You can't receive the answer, as it's a protection created by the one above all. The body can transmute information to the soul, but not the other way around. I tried to see if I could mitigate this ,by going into my Zanpakuto and asking. Apparently either my soul is a big troll like the creator of the shop, or I used to be a wise old monk that was an ***hole. "The answer you seek is already within. All is already known, to find seek within." What the **ck is that supposed to mean! I also got my new aging powers, thanks to Baraggan. I found out something though, I cant copy Zanpakuto abilities! However, if I already understand enough of the laws behind them; I can replicate it. So with the science knowledge I obtained so far, I know all about the aging cycle; even on quantum levels.

I can currently see what will happen, but I can't discern which timeline will happen. So untill the odds are made smaller, I'm out of luck. Currently I am back in Marvelverse at a university.

BANG! The wall is ripped open and I noticed the soilders heading this way. I quickly store the science equipment into my space pocket and look at Mr.blue who is writhing in pain and I say.

"Don't worry I got all the lab equipment and blood samples safe and sound. I am in a need of a scientist, you won't be known to the public but you will be working in my labs. My buisness is call Akatsuki inc., do you wish to join me or let the soilders take you away?" I asked him alarming him, as he didnt see me untill I finished speaking. He looked at me and since he heard of the company behind me he smiled.

"It will be a p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e working with you mr..."

"Novaverael." I said and he quirked his brow and said "I'm sorry ,but I thought Madara uchiha owned the business?" He said skeptically but had no choice, so he sighed.

"Oh you mean my cyborg, yes he does own it.....but I am his creator.." I said gaining his interest even more. He cackled and said "I think we have a deal Nova-" He was inturrupted as soilders broke through the door. They would have noticed us ,but I put a notice me not charm on us and a silencing seal.

"I think its time we leave, they wont notice us as you agreed to cooperate. Just as you didn't notice me." I said and he nodded and then asked

"Are you a mutant, inhuman or something?"

I was surprised he knew about inhumans but the guy is a geneticist so I shrugged.

"Let's just say, there are more universes then this one; we need to go quickly before a god notices." I said and he looked at me incredulously but if there is such thing as a hulk, maybe its possible.

I then carried him through a door and we were transported to the shop. Then the shop announced *Commencing containment sequence...Ding Complete, reworking DNA and repairing gamma radiation damage.....ding. Removing gamma radiation while keeping increased intelligence...Ding. Reworking o.b.s.c.e.n.e misshapen head, and making it more appropriate ;for shops new employee....Ding Completing security update, adding new member to science department....Everything is all set.* Now infront of the is not The leader but Mr.Blue the lead scientist of the kirby science department. He was about to say something about the changes and the transportation to the shop but..We then get transported to the lab and his eyes widened in shock. He seen tech that he had no clue about, and it was all super advanced. Originally it was just a metallic square table in the middle, but as I sent a mental command the shop transformed into this.

"N-nano bots? Is everything made from them or did they make everything? Where did the extra material come from, the same way we were transported? Space manipulation? Or is this place bigger then it looks? Is that a arc reator but on a microscopic level!" He exclaimed and asked a bunch of questions.

"Yes,they can,it could be,yes,yes,and finnaly yes." I said answering all his questions one after another without missing a beat. His eyes went even wider then before and looked at me in worship, and finnaly noticed my new form.

"W-what are you? A kirby? No fairy...you look like a hybrid of a kirby,fairy and some sort of fox. Quite cute I bet the ladies would love you. Not important, how will I operate the tech here if I know nothing about it?" He asked getting back to what's important. I then pointed to a helmet that was a variation of the thinking cap of dc verse ,but it can upload knowledge too.

"This can increase your thinking capabilities by 10 fold. Also you will gain access to all knowledge I have here, but I need you to fully join me to access the first ability of it. If you want to we can go back to the shop and in exchange of working for me and gaining this. You will never betray me ,in any shape or form. If you dont agree then you can just learn the long way. Even with your new intelligence, we have tech eons more advanced then earth." I was going to continue but he inturrupted me and said "You have a deal, the thing I seek most in my life is knowledge. As long as you don't seek to harm me and I have a good life here in the lab. I will follow you to wherever you go, I do have a question though. You mentioned gods before, you were joking right?" He was curious and asked.

"No there are gods out there, some are just powerful and call them selfs that ;but some are omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient. Those are true gods and I suspect there is at least 2-3 beings in your universe that can make it dissapear or change with a snap of their fingers." I wasn't stupid enough to explain fully or beleive there was only the celestial's overseer, the overseer of the Phoenix and the overseer of the infinity stones. There has to be more then even written in the story.

"Surely you must be joking right?" He asked and I sighed and we were transported to the shop.

"If you agree I will show you something then any questions you have, should be explained if not the helmet will do it.Place your hand here.." I said and he nodded and did as I said. Then we were transported to the testing area, but this time we were standing on a platform outside a planet. There was a display infront of us that showed all the wildlife on the planet ect. I then charged up a blast ,using my ability so I dont lose any energy. I call it the "Kirby omniblast!" I released it and a giant beam came out of my hands and it headed for the planet. The blast itself ,was currently a quarter the size of earth in size. If this planet was earth ,there wouldnt even be an explosion as it would be all vaporized. No this was a planet a thousand times the size and it could recover quickly. It was as hard to destroy as a sun. Currently Mr.Blue was looking in horror and fear as the beam finnaly hit and caused the planet to self destruct. It then exploded outwards, but shortly after returned back to normal as if time was rewinded.

"W-what WAS THAT?!" He yelled not believing his eyes.

"That was my most powerful attack ,that can destroy a sun. If it was used on earth instead, there would be no explosion and it would be fully destroyed." I explained and his mouth was gaping then looked at me in a new light. He thought of me as a god.

"Dont give me that look, I am not a god. Although I can destroy a sun, I am not even close to being omnipotent,omniscient or omnipresent....well I could almost do the last one....but that's besides then point." I said nervously scratching my head ,while we then get transported back to the lab. When we arrived I seen Mr.Sauron and venom there. Mr.Sauron was about to feed him a senzubean that i created using ygdrassil seeds and alot of magic,chakra,chi,and natural energies plus the Creation of all ability from the rinnesharingan.

"Noooo! Stop!" I yelled using my control of the domain to stop them.

"Do you have any idea what could have happened! Whenever a symbiote eats something if that magnitude, they might grow to the size of a planet!" I reprimanded him and he looked down, and then venom seen Dr.Blue who was shaking in fear seeing the symbiote.

"Is he food?" Venom asked.

"No, hes a new scientist that will be working for us from now on. So DONT EAT HIM understood?" I said as I've had a few interns from akatsuki inc try and recreate the tech equipment we have here. Of course putting security precautions ,on their finished products. They made it no proublem, but when Mr.Sauron seen then in the lab without me around. He let venom eat the intruders....damn shop is Evil!

"Master that was a one time mistake! Also it wasn't my fault the shop didn't tell us."

*I am not a system! So I am not required to babysit inhabitants and feed them information and power!* The shop replied getting a tickmark to appear on us both, while Mr.Blue was regretting his cooperation.

"You have nothing to fear, venom wont eat you as I commanded him not too. If your still scared, here is a small button teleporter. It will teleport a large chocolate lavacake, infront of you. Venom loves chocolate, so he will go for it instead if something like that occured see." I pressed the button and I had the shop teleport a sheep next to him. Venom looked at both ,but didnt hesitate in going for the chocolate first. I then transported the sheep back. He felt alot calmer then before and asked "WHY do you have a symbiote working for you?"

"The shop insures his loyalty, so worry not or else he will cease to exist, right venom?"

"Yes I obey master ,provider of the chocolate." He said drooling thinking of chocolates.

"Could I have another?" He asked and I nodded and said "Sauron take him to the dining room, the shop will supply the lavacakes." He nodded and was going to take off but that would be ride so he said "Welcome to the science department, my name is Sauron. Well I go by other names, but master forbids me to announce them; as it might frighten people. Well goodbye I got to feed venom." He takes off while Mr.Blue looks at me questionably.

"What he is bound to loyalty and is my servant as he tried to consume me and take over my body. If he disobeys he will cease to exist, fine....his other alias is the crawling chaos." I said as Mr.Blues eyes widened and he said "Your joking right?"

"Before you freak out, he can only destroy a planet at most, as he got his power from Azathoth. He is in a body, the shop made for him. Since he was in a dream, he didnt have a body and only a soul. Normally he wouldnt have that, but this is Azathoth we are talking about." I explained he went pale white ,thinking of the possibility of that crazy religion being real....

"Oh and as long as I don't die and you stay in this shop even a lower primordial god cant hurt you." I said to calm him down and he asked.

"He wont mess with my mind or turn me into an eldritch horror right?" with quirked brows waiting for a good answer.

"He will do no such thing, no-one can even die here unless the shop allows it. The shop is a troll, so it might prank you. That's all." I explained while Mr blue thought 'A prankster huh, well considering one prank ended in DEATH I am not happy. However, considering the knowledge I can gain here I will stay ,till I decide to leave. Since it wasn't a slave contract or condition that I be his employee forever, this will work out nicley. "Fine I'll be learning new thing, how do you work the helmet?" He asked as he seen no buttons or anything.

"Your thoughts." I said simply causing him to face palm.

"Of course. Must be the fear that caused my rationality to drop monetarily." He said embarrased.

"Sure what ever keeps you happy, well I got to go and check on the earth. Just so you know, you can ask the shop for advice...but becareful with the information. You never know when he is trying to troll you instead." I said and he nodded then said

"Will do." He then out the cap on and smiled viciously as the new infirmation went through his head. I then left.

[Meanwhile back on earth.]

"So this is where the timeline change happened. First the ancient one, this akatsuki incorporated, Sheilds investigations into the akatsuki, and finally Wolverine's daughter. Whoever is doing this is smart too, as the people he sends to the earth are all cyborgs. If he does changes I don't like, I will just have to reap his soul. Who knows, maybe he has alot of omni-energy to take."

Said the unknown being invisible to all.

"Strange energy readings too, must be the reason I can't detect the changes ;till they happen. Also even if I stop it from occurring, they will be alarmed and be more discreet." Another unknown being said

"Yes but it seems he avoids my stones, so he wont be meddling too much. If he does, we can just fix it all back to how it was. Also I dont want you reaping his soul, if he does touch my stones hes mine to deal with." The last one said.

The first Hurumphed and said "And what would you do with him, such a waste of a soul."

"You reapers are all the same, all about war without thought. Did you ever think there might be a primordial behind this, a powerful one too. As I didnt find any space-time changes, where they came from." Said the last one once more.

The other two growled in annoyance

"Yeah and if it wasn't for your boss, we would have taken your soul and omni-energy already..Back to the matter at hand, I do agree we should make sure ;there isnt a high primordial or heavens be the one above all backing him." The second one responded.

"You guys don't think its "HIM" do you?" The first one said shivering.

"Let's hope not as if that's the case, then he could be his champion. If he gave him his blessing, we will be no match for him unless it involves pranking him." The last one shivered at the thought.

"It makes sense though, the worst part is when people found out about the curse, he put on his name. They were all had to get cured by the primordial of healing, since his prank corrupted their souls. Poor Azathoth the god of dreams got it worst, his soul is in a coma and it now looks hideous. However she said he will be waking up soon." Said the first one while thinking 'Kukuku if he isn't a champion, I will make his pawn pay for visiting my world!'

"Hey guys I'm not allowed to tell you, but I do think this guy is most likely his champion ;or is about to be. Do be careful, and may the one above all have mercy on your evil souls." The infinity stone god took off while thinking 'A kirby shopkeeper huh, interesting person you found there primordial of chaos.' he thought.