The Cutest Omniversal Shopkeeper.

I was currently looking for one man, who was hard to locate.....but I was told the name of the place; where they bet on who will die first. This was because being a mercenary, is not a safe job. You could die from the job by the target or his accomplices. You could also be set up by someone, to collect your bounty. After following deadpool back to his apartment, which occurred after his announcement of still being alive. I entered his apartment without anyone knowing, he and his new girlfriend was about to have s.e.x. I stopped them by announcing "Oh if it's not Deadpool, worry not I'm not here to kill you. I am here for a buisness deal, it pays well a bonus of 10,000 for every person you kill; versus the normal rate you get." This got his attention and he replied "Why aren't my voices telling me about you? Oh your not from here. You can get away out, I'll follow you at any cost!" He said greatly confusing me, but I understood he was speaking 4th diemensionaly. So I replied with "Your Slade wilson right,....no that's not right it's wade Wilson right? I always get those two confused."

He raises his eyebrow a little then chuckles and replies "Ha orange and black aren't my thing, you think I'd wear that? If the job can take me and Vanessa away from here, you got a deal. That's why only you can understand ,when I talk like this. Just in case you wanted to ask." He said cryptically to anyone of this world, they wouldn't understand but I did. He said this joyfully jumping in happiness. I nodded and said "Great, just wondering but is that why you keep almost killing yourself; by putting yourself close to death. Is death promising you a way out of here?"

when I asked this he replied instantly.

"Yes she said that she has a way to get me out, but I had to win in a competition of interest. If thanos was more entertaining, then I would lose and he would win. So are we leaving now or later?" He said hurriedly packing his things and said "Vanessa we have to hurry before the gods come and we both die. If there is one thing I fear it's that, even death told me about them, but she said she was not allowed to interfer with this world; shes only allowed to manage the souls. They are the only ones that can truley kill me, the only ones I fear most. Besides my fate, that stan lee used to control." He said while Vanessa was still confused but understood the great money opportunity here and listened. 'If he trusts this man with me, then he has to be basing it off something. He would never let me, be in danger.' she thought and gathered everything. I nodded and said "Let's go to my shop, just follow me!" I said walking through the closest doorway. They follow and where stunned when they arrived. They were both in the house part of my shop. He kissed the ground immediately and said "My god yes! I can finally stop acting crazy!" Venessa was confused on his behavior and asked "What do you mean?"

"We are now away from their influence, our fate is ours to control!!" he said while I thought 'You don't know that there is a God above all, for all you know he is still controlling our fates.'

"I still don't get it? Where we mind controlled or something." she asked.

"You could say that, but it wasnt entirely that your mind was controlled ; but all others actions and some of your own without knowing." He explained still confusing her then I answered.

"Basically your unbound by your world and now you can be truley free." I explained and now she understood that something was controlling them and now they aren't. However that was wrong, as wade wilson was never controlled ;as he thought 4th diemensionaly. I then look at him and say "Although you are not continuing to act crazy, you still reply in cryptic words. You might want to work on that." He nodded and said

"I've been sealed in that universe forever, and truth be told I'm from earth; but where no magic,superpowers or anything like that occured. I created a wonderful invention, that made people immortal. I then started making others be that way and created Atlantis. I even began to cultivate the energies i found, in the world. Since it was a high teir world, alot harder to live in and your put through constant tribulations. I was able to become a high God and many legends of gods ,derived from me and my students. The gods didnt like it, so they sent me into the imagination universe of marvel. They also cursed me with cancer, although they couldnt control my mind; they could my body. That's why I am so hideous, but now that I'm out of that universe; I can control my cells to expunge the cancer." he said then a black and yellowish substances, came out of his skin pours. He looked normal again, I was curious and asked "What was your original name?"

"Kronos, actually I had many names but it depended on the religion. As I was banished in many diffrent ways and known by diffrent names." He said confusing me but he answered.

"My first original name I forgot, but you can call me by my title; as after enduring for that long. I passed my last tribulation needed; to become a primordial. The primordial god of creation, now before you ask ; time isn't consistent as said by the doctor "it's all wibbly wobbly"."

This confused me, but considering he isnt lying as I can tell. That means hes the primordial god of creation, either the first one or new one; I dont know. Also I just saved him! He nodded as he could calculate what i was thinking.

"As such I will give you one wish...but considering there is a primordial god in charge of you. A strong one too, being new I don't want to interfer so i can't. However I will give you my blessing, this way if your about to be killed by a primordial ;you will be teleported back to your domain. This is the best I can do, as for working for you this is what I meant. As it takes my energy to do this, so that's technically work. Let's go vanessa." He said and left. As he left, there was a golden omni-energy light ;that dropped on me. I then felt a connection from my soul to the shop, the omni-energy from the connection was stable.....but it felt like one shake and it would become unstable. This was a single use, and it would ensure the safety of my soul!

*Congratulations show owner, what a lucky person you are; the chances of him being in this alternative marvel universe..... is 1:1 googleplex. Therefore now, you also have the blessing of the primordial of luck. You are very close to getting the creators approval ,on being his champion you should be proud!* The shop announced but this didnt make me feel better. Today me and Mr.Sauron both thought 'How much worse, will this blessing I will get as his champion ;will it cause more troubles for our lives!' We dropped down and sunk into deppression. After we got over our new unavoidable problem. This was because we remembered Ainz saying "-his pranks never fail." That means, this will end up happening if it's meant to. Thus why its unavoidable.

All because of what deadpool said, it first gave me hope that my future will be better. As I got his wish but only ended in a blessing. Then the realization, of the inevitability of becoming his champion. 'If it's like novels I've read before, I might end up in competitions with other champions.' I thought then scrapped it as there is no way my life would be like that. As I'm real and there is no way I'm in a story right? Or is it real and deadpool made me think in a 5th dimensional way? What do I do with this, is it good; or will it lead to my demise. Do I stay ignorant and continue on so that I live a safe repetitive life. "Curse you deadpool using inception on me!!!" I yell in anger.

[Meanwhile in the higher realm]

"Hahahaha this is the best, did you see his face when he found out this was a prank." Said the primordial of chaos and pranks right next to him was the primordial god of creation "I did what you told me, will you please let me off in the next prank war?!" Deadpool A.K.A said in a begging voice. The primordial god of chaos nodded and said "Yes,yes. You did well but you still owe me one ,for helping your progress in your tribulation." He said lying as he didnt even command the shop to come here, but the god above all did. So it wasn't his doing ,but the promordial God of creation didnt know that.

'Hahaha fool, doesn't know I had done no such thing. I love it when my pranks always succeed, he was my first victim of the prank war. He just did all that, so he won't be pranked harder and repetitively hahaha.' He thought then said "Now go, before I collect on the favor right now!" he commanded and deadpool quickly left the room with his teeth gritting. He was thinking 'Damn this guy always has the leg up on everyone! I've been trying to ascend for so long and end up in his debt! Damn! Hes ruthless!'

[Back with the mc]

"Let's go and start the next phase, earth reborn!" I said and Mr. Sauron took out a small remote, then pressed the button.A white fog then spread throught the earth. Anyone that tried to examine it will think its normal fog water, but this works on a quantum level and changes their dna. This was to make the world, ready for the threats of the future. This will cause all humans to gain powers ,when the second reagent is released to activate it. Next he sent out a army of clones ,to stop major crime syndicates across the world. This included entities such as the hand and Hydra.

[Clone 1 Identity Naruto Uzumaki]

I just finished creating my identity and clones for the physical parents ,friends ect. This made a solid real identity, I then moved onto stage two piss off Madame gao. I did this by going to rand industries, of course I did it in style to prove my point. "Hey your not supposed to be her-" The male guard was stopped ,when I transformed into the hottest n.a.k.e.d women he would prefer. I did this by scanning his memories and then taking the features of the best looking women, he thought that he met. He passed out in pure shock, as while he was stunned I knocked him out. I then continue to the next floor this time it's a woman, so I did the reverse harem jutsu. Her face went red and she started to cover her face in embarrassment, because she didn't know what to do in this situation. Before she noticed me moving at break neck speeds, to knock her out. All things are easy when you stun your opponents first and what better way then pranking them while your at it. When they get reprimanded latter, for saying they were knocked out because of the shock from a n.a.k.e.d woman, well in this case men. 'Hahaha this is my reason for creating that jutsu in the first place! However, I only use it on foes I consider beyond my match. 'I then move onto the last floor after thinking various times of my past. All before I began to work for my new master, Novaverael. My saviour from the brain damage, that was caused by my childhood abuse. To bad he wasn't able to save kuruma, from kaguya's wrath. After the debt is repayed ,I can go back to a world like mine not destroyed. I just hope sasuke has a easy job like I am having.

[A/N This is a magical cyborg with implanted memories.]

I knocked out the final guard and I then open the doors to Danny rand's office. I then intercepted a ki filled punch sent my way. I met it straight on and used the same amount of force, to cancel out the rebound. This caused a wave of invisible energy move, this was space itself as it was used to cushion the attacks rebound. This was a secret way of accessing space ,while in combat that I learned from master.

This caused Danny to be shocked, that someone was able to do this. His martial arts must be on a level, far past even masters of kunlun. He looked at me in a new light and asked "Who sends you here and what do you want?"

"I was sent by my master to warn you of madame gao, she is the one you seek. A finger of the hand, the reason I made a direct approach; is because they would least suspect I'm here for friendly purposes if I did this. understood?" I answered and he nodded replying with "I will have to confirm this, if it's true I will take your warning.....but u must ask why are you doing this?" He was wondering what I had to gain by this.

"There were a dark group of people, that lead to the cause of my parents demise. These people have similar goals, but I'm unsure if they are the exact same." He said cryptically in a way that sounded normal. He was lying but it was very believable.

Danny nodded and said "Thanks for warning then, I will give you a way out. The security will be coming soon." He said as the doors where busted open as backup came.

"Hold it! Hes a friend, a person I hired to ensure my security was properly able to handle an ambush or some unforeseen attack or any intruder with skills. It seems that you guys need more training, as you were all taken out quickly. He is from a very reputable business." He said looking at me and I continued nodding "Yes I'm from akatsuki inc. we are now running a partnership, so we wanted to make sure our partner ;won't be attacked in his own city..

..It seems your not trained ,in the art of being prepared for anything." I said while one of them pointed at me with a beat red face "Y-you transformed into a bunch of n.a.k.e.d women, how were we supposed to react! Tackle you to be ridiculed later for not being ethical or fired by publicity!" The head security guy trusted by danny the most said angrily and embarrassed that he mentioned it.

"I'm sorry did I take you out of your comfort zone...For the safety of your ceo, you should be willing to sacrifice anything. This is why my company employees people with masks, so they dont care about a political "Safe place". We make sure our security isnt stopped by the media and endanger our members of our company." This shut them all up and he froze. He knew he was right, and he let the world change him into being an irresponsible bodyguard. He took his job seriously and this was a lesson he needed to take to heart. Before he spoke up a new recruit spoke up. "That's ridiculous-" He was stopped by the laughter of his boss. "Your right! I like your style, what's your name or the one you go by?" This caused some of the security guards to be shocked and highly disagree. So they retaliated, but being in the buisness as long as his boss was; his boss could tell when someone is mad at you or disagrees. He then turned and pointed at each one he noticed a reaction from , and those that he could tell didn't like it. He then said angrily "You either do as I say, or get the hell out!" They all then began to complain and w.h.i.n.e , till the ones who agreed with their boss; stood with him. They seen they were out matched and it might get violent. So they left ,but not before they all said "You will regret making this decision!" and stomped off in anger. Currently Danny rand was looking at me in amazement ,at how I helped his company by improving his security first. All just by saying some words of criticism, it's not like he commanded them to respond that way. He then thought ' So he must be a master at politics or just a great prankster.' Even if this wasnt the he knew one thing, this man was not to be messed with; whether by fists or words.

After we talked about the "Partnership" more and finished, I walked out the building. I then walked into an alley, while I was being followed by the same ninja ;that was hiding in the walls of his office. He then came out, as he knew that I noticed him. So he said "Interesting abilities you have, certainly not a buisness man as you appear. Is this business really associated with you?" He asked as he wasnt sure, if I was really apart of akatsuki or not. He knew I was a prankster, so it could have been a lie. I answered "What?! Your here to kill me and slice off my head. Its futile, cut off one head and two regrow in place! It's time for the hand to fall and hydra to rise as the true rulers of the planet. Our god will rise supreme, and your Beast will bow to a true god. Hail hydra!" naruto said as his blood clone was decapitated in his place, using advanced substitution jutsu. The ninja leaves swiftly after lighting the corpse on fire , and leaving a bloody red hand behind. This guy was Madame gaos chief bodyguard, and he was as quick as a chunnin ninja. I suspect it was done with the use of ki. It didnt matter though as this was a setup ,to set the two organizations against eachother. And it just started.

[Meanwhile while in a hidden base ,that contained the tesseract.]

BOOM! The door bust open and the guards began to fire at the intruder. All bullets met an Sasanoo ribcage that Sasuke conjured. A metal arrow was then sent at the ribcage and was still deflected. "Imposs-ible that was made of adamantium!" Nathaniel Barton said. This surprised all other guards and they knew they were out of match. I was wearing a ninja outfit, that I copied from the design that the hand uses. I swiftly entered sage mode and knocked out all my enemy's, I then threw Hawkeye out side where the reinforcements will "save" him. All the guards that I found out were from hydra I killed and collected their blood, then I mixed it together. Finally I used it to make a bloody hand print on the wall. I then disappeared with the space stone and tesseract. To both analyze it and have hydra find it ,in a hand base. Everything was going to plan.